Getting a girl's phone number...
I have discovered a foolproof way of getting a girl's phone number. Indeed, I can't believe no one has thought of this earlier.
Here's what you do:
Take a drive over to the ol' supermarket or mall. Wherever women your age like to hang out. Now, this is the tricky part. You need to profile your future phone number. What kind of car do you think she will drive? Perhaps you like the girls that drive the sports cars. Perhaps you like the girls with the hand me down luxury sedans. Once you know what kind you want, go and find a car that has an open parking spot behind it (think mall parking).
Next, turn on the radio and just wait (no one said this would be easy). When finally the girl comes out and gets into her car, it's time for you to swing into action. Turn on your car...and just as the girl starts reversing, make your move. Get into that aisle space before she does. Then when she inevitably crashes into you, it's insta-phone number exchange time.
Good luck!
Heh heh
PS. In case the girl who crashed into me today comes across this page, our chance collision led me down this twisted but most humorous logic.
Here's what you do:
Take a drive over to the ol' supermarket or mall. Wherever women your age like to hang out. Now, this is the tricky part. You need to profile your future phone number. What kind of car do you think she will drive? Perhaps you like the girls that drive the sports cars. Perhaps you like the girls with the hand me down luxury sedans. Once you know what kind you want, go and find a car that has an open parking spot behind it (think mall parking).
Next, turn on the radio and just wait (no one said this would be easy). When finally the girl comes out and gets into her car, it's time for you to swing into action. Turn on your car...and just as the girl starts reversing, make your move. Get into that aisle space before she does. Then when she inevitably crashes into you, it's insta-phone number exchange time.
Good luck!
Heh heh
PS. In case the girl who crashed into me today comes across this page, our chance collision led me down this twisted but most humorous logic.
